I
just died.
They
took my main organs and put them in jars but kept my heart inside me. It’s really gross when all of the blood
got on me. They salted me for two
months. I feel dry now. They wrapped me. I can’t breathe! Kidding! I do not have any lungs.
I
fell in the underworld. Snakes,
crocodiles, beetles, oh my!
Monsters are gathering around me. I’m scared, frightened, even worried. I want to see the light again. It’s so dark and gloomy inhere. I can’t help but wonder what it would
be like in the afterlife. Will I
get devoured by Ammit or not? Will
I see my ancestors in the afterlife?
Or did they get devoured by
Ammit? Is my heart heavier than
the feather of truth?
Scorpions! Dodge, dodge, dodge. Kick, kick, kick. I fly over the scorpions in the shape
of a bird. Next come crocs. I have to fight them with croc
repellent. My clothes are torn
apart. I’m breathing heavily. I’m aching in pain. Aaaaaaaaa! The croc flips over my boat with me in it.
I’m
at the 12th gate. It
glows like the sun. It blinds my
eyes. I see whiteness. Anubis greets me at the Hall of Two
Truths. “Welcome, young child.”
Thoth
is taking notes.
“What, my heart? The feather!!!”
I stammer out loud. Anubis
weighs my heart on a scale against the Feather of Truth.
The feather weighs more than my heart. Ammit does not get to eat me! I get to go to the afterlife. Ammit growls and snarls at me. I thank life and the gods.
I’m in paradise now. Not a lot of my ancestors made it. I am grateful and loyal to my soul and my life.